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Bad Boundary Lines and the “Zone of Death”

Boundaries are important.

With real estate law, unclear or uncertain boundaries whether in a legal description in a deed or because of erroneous markers or monuments in the ground, often lead to lawsuits.  Perhaps the most complex situations involve boundary line disputes where there is a “no man’s land” between the two adjoining property owners.  This is usually the result of bad legal descriptions in both the adjoining property owners’ deeds.

But in Idaho, or more specifically one small, 50 square mile section of Yellowstone National Park in the State  of Idaho, not paying attention to boundary lines and poor drafting of statutes created what has been referred to as the “Zone of Death.”  The Zone of Death was first identified in an article entitled “The Perfect Crime” by Michigan State University law professor Brian C. Kalt.  (Kalt, 2005).

In his 14 page article, Prof. Kalt explains that Congress left the exclusive jurisdiction of Yellowstone National Park to the U.S. District Court for Wyoming.  However, under the Article III, Section 2, of the U.S. Constitution, an accused is entitled to a jury composed of people from the state where the crime was committed, and under the Sixth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, the accused is entitled to be tried by jurors from the Federal district court where the crime was committed. The problem with the Zone of Death is that the U.S. District Court for Wyoming has jurisdiction over all of Yellowstone, even the parts of the park in Montana and Idaho.

Why is this important? Assume a person commits a murder in the 50 square mile portion of Yellowstone in Idaho.  Under the U.S. Constitution, the accused has the right to a jury composed entirely of people living in both Idaho and the U.S. District Court for Wyoming which would be people living in the Idaho part of Yellowstone. However, there is no one residing in the Idaho part of Yellowstone. Prof. Kalb argues that since a jury cannot be formed, the accused walks free (there are between 40-50 people that actually live inside Yellowstone in Montana, so a jury could be seated in Montana).

So, how do we fix the problem?  In a boundary line case, we go to court, and the court decides who the “no man’s land” actually belongs to.  But in the Zone of Death, if a jury cannot be seated, then how could a court ever decide?  The answer lies with Congress, and Congress must address the problem.  It’s a relative easy fix.  Congress would just split the portions of Yellowstone in Idaho and Montana to the Federal district courts in those respective states, but this easy fix is hampered by two problems. First, it puts the Idaho portion of the park in the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals and the rest of the park in the U.S. Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals.  This would open the door for radical environmentalists to challenge every park management decision that could impact the Idaho zone in a circuit deemed more favorable to radical environmental issues.  Second, Congress is just too busy with other things than to address a theoretical issue.

Okay, has anyone ever tested the theory in court?  Well, actually yes, it has been tested in court.  In December 2005, a hunter illegally shot an elk in the Montana section of Yellowstone.  He was indicted in the U.S. District Court for Wyoming, but he moved to dismiss the case citing Prof. Kalb’s article and arguing that he should be tried by jurors residing in the Montana portion of Yellowstone (there actually are such persons).  But the issue never got past that stage as the court dismissed the argument out of hand because it would imply that Yellowstone actually does contain a Zone of Death.  Also, the hunter was offered and took a plea deal which prohibited him from appealing the jurisdictional issue. So, the issue remains unadjudicated.

So, boundaries are important regardless of whether they are in the Zone of Death in Yellowstone National Park or between two adjoining pastures in rural Alabama.  To read more about the Zone of Death, check out the following sources or read the fictional book Free Fire about a murderer in the zone. See (Baynham, 2016), (Morton, 2007), (Matthews, 2014), and (Box, 2008).  For more information on boundary lines and other legal issues in the State of Alabama, contact the Law Offices of Thomas J. Skinner, IV, LLC, at 205-802-2545.

Works Cited
Baynham, J. (2016, August 4). There’s a Section of Yellowstone Where You Can Get Away with Murder. Retrieved September 1, 2016, from VICE

Box, C. (2008). Free Fire. G.P. Putnam’s Sons.  Available on Amazon.com

Kalt, B. C. (2005). The Perfect Crime. Georgetown Law Journal, Vol. 93(No. 2), 14. Retrieved September 1, 2016

Matthews, D. (2014, December 19). Yellowstone has a 50 square mile “Zone of Death” where you can get away with murder. Retrieved September 1, 2016

Morton, T. (2007, August 26). The perfect place for the perfect crime? Casper Star Tribune, p. 1. 

 

 

Part 2 – Tell Me More About Bourbon

Bourbon is a beautiful blend of colors, smells and tastes.

Bourbon is a beautiful blend of colors, smells and tastes.  Darker Bourbon is older whiskey with higher proof.  As the whiskey ages in its barrel, it takes on a darker brown color.  When water is added to whiskey to lower its alcohol content, the whiskey will take on a lighter color.

The aroma and taste of Bourbon tend to be very subjective in nature. However, there is one flavor that should always be found in straight Bourbon (aged two years), and that flavor is caramel. The charred oak barrels imparts caramel and vanilla in every Bourbon. Expert Bourbon tasters try to associate the flavors in Bourbon with favorite everyday spices and aromas such as caramels, vanillas, grains, fruits, flowers and spices.

In his book Bourbon Curious:  A Simple Tasting Guide for the Savvy Drinker (Zenith Press, 2015), Fred Minnick divides Bourbons into several categories based on what he interprets to be the lead flavor and provides examples of each type.  These categories include Grain-forward Bourbons (Hudson Baby Bourbon, MBR Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey, FEW Bourbon Whiskey), Nutmeg-forward Bourbons (Angel’s Envy, Jefferson’s Ocean, Elijah Craig, Evans Williams, Willett, Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, Jim Beam, Booker’s), Caramel-forward Bourbons (Maker’s Mark, Weller, Mitcher’s, Woodford Reserve), Cinnamon-forward Bourbons (Maker’s 46, Blanton’s, Bulleit Bourbon, 1792, Knob Creek, Wild Turkey, Four Roses), and select limited editions and special releases (Pappy Van Winkle, Elijah Craig 21-Year-Old, Four Roses Limited Edition Single Barrel, Wild Turkey Master’s Keep).

In the end, you need to try different Bourbons to find the distillers and brands that you enjoy the most.  And it is important to remember, that Bourbon is not meant to be downed in one gulp like a cowboy in an old Western movie.  No, Bourbon is to be slowly savored, enjoyed and appreciated much like a glorious autumn sunset or a beautiful woman in a fine dress.

 

whiskey sour with cherry and orange sliceWhiskey Sour

2 oz. Bourbon

¾ oz. simple syrup

¾ oz. fresh squeezed lemon juice

1 egg white

3 dashes of Angostura bitters

 

Giving Back to the Birmingham Community

GIVING BACK TO THE BIRMINGHAM COMMUNITY

The attorneys and staff of the Law Offices of Thomas J. Skinner, IV, do more than simply provide legal services to our clients. We are all firm believers of being actively involved and a part of our community. Each of us is involved in many different activities in addition to law.

TJ Skinner.S. Army Judge Advocate General’s Corps

THOMAS J. SKINNER, IV 

In addition to his law practice, Mr. Skinner is a Lt. Colonel in the U.S. Army Judge Advocate General’s Corps where he serves as the Chief of Military Justice for the 167th Theater Sustainment Command with the Alabama Army National Guard. In 2013, Major Skinner deployed to Southwest Asia where he served in Kuwait and Qatar in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.  Mr. Skinner regularly speaks to school groups, scout groups and community groups relating to his military service.

In addition, Mr. Skinner is active in his church, St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church, where he has served as a past president of the St. Francis Xavier Church Pastoral Counsel. Mr. Skinner is active in the community where he has served both as the Cubmaster of Cub Scout pack 63 and an Assistant Scout Master for Boy Scout Troop 28 with the Boy Scouts of America. Mr. Skinner is an avid outdoorsmen and conservationist, and he has served as a Board of Director member of SCI of Alabama, Inc., a nonprofit wildlife conservation organization, and he currently serves as a member of the Board of Directors and Secretary of the Birmingham Chapter and is a member of the State Board of Directors of the Coastal Conservation Association of Alabama, Inc., a conservation organization dedicated to improving the coastal marine waters of Alabama.

CHEROKEE WOOLEY

Cherokee Wooley is also active in the community. Mrs. Wooley is active at Trinity United Methodist Church in Homewood, Alabama, where she serves on both the Staff-Parish Relations Committee and the Strategic Planning Committee. She also teaches adult Sunday school, and she is active with both the children and youth ministry missions of the church. In addition to being an active member of the church, Mrs. Wooley is an active member of the Homewood school system’s Parent Teacher Oranization. Mrs. Wooley has been active with the PTO at the elementary, middle school and high school levels.

Larry Sparks Rotary District 6860, Asst. District Governor

LARRY SPARKS

Like Mr. Skinner, Larry Sparks has served our country retiring as Colonel in the Judge Advocate General’s Corps in December 2008 with 37 years of total service. Mr. Sparks in an active member in the City of Hoover community where he worked on the committee to form an independent school district, served as president of the PTO of Bluff Park Elementary School, served as president of the Student-Athlete Buccaneer Fund, and coached girls softball for nine year. Mr. Sparks in active in his church, Shades Mountain Baptist Church, and Mr. Sparks is a leading Rotarian in the Hoover Rotary Club where he has served as the past president, Paul Harris Fellow, and board member. He now serves as an Assistant District Governor for Rotary District 6860.

CARLA JOHNSON

The outside community involvement is not limited to our attorneys. Our paralegal Carla Johnson is a sustainer member of the Junior League of Birmingham, and she is an active member of St. Stephens Episcopal Church.

Courtney Moore CRAL Volunteer

COURTNEY MOORE

Courtney Moore, our legal secretary and administrative assistant, is also a current member of the Junior League of Birmingham, and she is active with the Cavalier Rescue of Alabama.

We believe in supporting our community, and the firm regularly contributes to the support of a wide range of community events and activities including the Birmingham Zoo, the Linley Heflin Unit Scholarship Fund, Relay for Life, the Ballet Guild of Birmingham, Ducks Unlimited and the Coastal Conservation Association.